Paralympics. If only.

I propose that we start calling the Paralympics the Olympics. Plain and simple. Para means ‘alongside, next to, different.’ In ancient Greek the word para would definitely not refer to the main attraction. Strange. The main attraction of sports should be a person’s dedication. Dedication vs dedication. A level playing field. I mean – you […]

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Sanitary Block

You should try calculating just how much water your family flushes down the drain. Per day. Often warm water too. Gallons and gallons. I mean, do you have any idea what your annual water consumption is? I do, but my lips are sealed. Then, of course, you’ve got to clean your shower. With water. That […]

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Fitting Room SatNav

Ohhhh! Did you hear about Verstappen? Great man, but this last race, I don’t know. Did you know he lives in the same apartment block as erm, what’s his name? Strange state of affairs that, if you ask me. Could swear my hay fever is getting worse every year… but know what I love about shopping? […]

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The stress of spring

If there’s one thing I find stressful, it’s spring. Especially when it’s nice weather. You can’t simply slob out in front of the telly, knock out a new column, read a book, or tidy out that cupboard you’ve been meaning to. No way, not in this weather. Totally Out of the Question. If you’re still […]

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